Financials For The Campaign

PAC Name

Brief Description

Why Would We Need Their Support?

National Right To Life (NRL)
They believe that abortion is completey wrong. The NRL is disgusted with those who believe that the act of killing babies and fetuses is okay. This pro-life aroganization's main goal is to stop this abomination sweeping the nation and make America the country it once was.
In America, abortion is becoming a rising problem. Our canidate, Andrew Parker, shall follow through on his word when he is elected. He will save the lives of many unborn children throughout the nation. With the help of the NRL, we could abolish this terrible act and lead this country through a pro-life administration.
Team America
This historic PAC was founded by Congressman Tom Tancredo in order to address the ever increasing number of illegal aliens crossing into America's borders. Tancredo realized how important securing our borders was to our beloved country and will only support canidates that "you and I would support".
Andrew Parker knows the importance of an illegal-free society for America. He plans to increase the border patrol to Mexico, along with sending all the immigrants here without permission back to their homeland. Team America is one of the leading immigration PACs in America. To not support our canidate would seem absurd to anyone in that PAC.
VoteVets.org
A prime example of how America thanks its soldiers for serving would be VoteVets.org. Their primary objective is to get experienced veterens into the White House to lead us to victory around the world. They also feel the need to help our men after the war, providing care and help to them for a speedy recovery.
Our canidate is an hardened soldier, being in the 31st divsion of the 110th squadron fo the U.S. military, recipient of the purple heart, rejected an hororable discharge twice because he wanted to serve his country, and has also been recognized by the Secretaries of Defense Leon Panetta and Robert A. Gates as being a "bad boy". VotesVet.org would probably endorse for him.
Susan B. Anthony List (SBA List)
Susan B. Anthony List is celebrating their 20th anniversary of electing pro-life women and men to Congress. Being named after the founder of the Red Cross and extreme anti-abortion pursuer, Susan B. Anthony, the SBA List have financed over 75 winning politicians. They vow to end abortion and be heard in Congress
If there is one thing Andrew Parker loves, it's the ladies. The SBA List does not usually support male canidates, but how could they not support him when he is an extreme pro-life supporter running for the oval office and describes the act of abortion as "Child Murder". Plus, a recent poll showed that women find him "Extremely Attractive". SBA List are guaranteed to endorse our canidate.
Americans for Legal Immigration PAC (ALIPAC)
The ALIPAC is strongly against the amnesty for illegals, visa expansion for immigrants, guest worker idea for wanna-be citizens, business owners who hire illegals, and liscenses alon with healthcare for illegals. They also support English as a national language and wish to boycott Absolut Vodka.
One of our canidates easily achievable goals is to make English our national language. Many other canidates fail to see this need for a national language and do not plan to do anything about. But Andrew Parker knows the importance. Creating the language could reduce illegal immigration in the future and help the economy. That alone would make ALIPAC and many others support us.

Source of Money
Cost/ Profit From Source
Net Amount
NRL PAC
+$5,000
$5,000
Team America PAC
+$5,000
$10,000
VoteVets.org PAC
+$5,000
$15,000
SBA List PAC
+$5,000
$20,000
ALIPAC
+$5,000
$25,000
Tambilini's Meet & Greet Costs
-$1,500
$23,500
Tambilini's Meet & Greet Profit
+$50,000
$73,500
Hot Dog Eating Contest Costs
-$30,000
$43,500
Hot Dog Eating Contest Profit
+$45,000
$88,500
Car Wash Costs
-$1,000
$87,500
Car Wash Profits
+ $55,000
$142,500
Bear Wrestling Costs
-$40,000
$102,500
Bear Wrestling Profits
+$55,000
$157,500
RPS Tournament Costs
-$10,000
$147,500
RPS Tournament Profit
+$40,000
$187,500
Karaoke Night Costs
-$20,000
$167,500
Karaoke Night Profit

+$60,000

Total Profit

$227,500

$227,500


Items/Trips We Need To Win This Campaign
Cost
Suits, Outfits, Headbands, Wristbands, Watches
$5,000
Campaign Commercials
$50,000
Visting Cleveland
$10,000
Touring Florida
$10,000
Going to DisneyLand
$1,000
Safari in New Mexico
$10,000
Explore Iowa
$10,000
Campaign Advertising
$24,000
North Carolina Party
$10,000
Richmond Rampage
$10,000
Green Bay Parade
$10,000
New Hampshire Happy Time
$10,000
Extra Spending Emergency Money
$67,500